Thanks, I love it.
@fettman1138, Your butthole: “Thanks, I hate it.”
You say that like you're not just gonna eat it all in one breath, disregarding the intense 3rd degree burns because I couldn't wait 2 whole minutes for it to cool, then regret it for three days because I can't taste shïït. Then down the second, because your mouth is too burnt to feel anymore pain.
But then the salsa while start moving to the end of the burito and that would suck
Maybe for your shítty fast food burritos. No Mexican burrito is going to live through that.
Soft, fresh, warm tortillas with nice heavy ingredients making it up and those bitches are going to bow faster than a Muslim in a mosque
The angels singing first played in my head. Not even kidding.