This is what Poseidon’s kiss is actually like irl
God of Enemas
Arachne was this woman who was really good at weaving. So good that she boasted she was the best weaver of both humans and gods. I can't remember which goddess, but a goddess comes down to challenge arachne to a weaving competition to prove herself. The goddess weaves a beautiful tapestry showing the gods as all great and powerful. Arachne makes and EVEN BETTER tapestry that depicts how the gods are drunken jerks who f*ck over humans all the time. The goddess essentially gets pissed off she lost the competition and that Arachne shows the truth of the gods and turns her into the first ever spider.
He looks like he’s enjoying that a bit much