I would take longer in the bathroom out of spite if my bosses tried this...
@Mantis Tobaggan, i would super glue a door stop to it
@Mantis Tobaggan, I would shjt in the urinals
@TriangleTesticles, I was gonna say shjt in the tank, but it doesnt have one.
@eleven, That’s literally what the post is suggesting.
Bitch if you do that then I will shít on your floor!
They're gonna be pissed when these toilets mysteriously get broken off the wall which I had absolutely nothing to do with
We're all gonna have massive legs in a week.
Except that I have benches designed to prevent homeless people sleeping on them in my city which are angled like this and you can sit on those all day
This is actually medically beneficial. You're not supposed to read or take long on the loo as excess straining causes problems
So we get a leg workout while pooing!? Sign me up!
That's not gonna stop my wank breaks.
@FaceGhost, I generally stand up for those. I don't lock the door either. When a coworker comes in I just look them in the eye and the majority of the time they leave. Except for Steve
@Tsaltydog, look, Steve doesn’t leave because .... he is blind, he sold his sight to me because of you
My company installed cell/wifi blockers in all the bathrooms. Staff and customers lost their minds. Its fricken hilarious! But to be fair, productively has gone up.
I'll just sh!t in the urinal.
Yeah, leg strain. That'll make them more productive.
I see a lawsuit with this one
Is this ADA approved? Doubt it.
Think about how jacked the employees will become though. They'll be kicking their bosses to the curb.
Put a doorstop under the seat
Bust a hole in the floor at the same angle
Just sit on it backwards. Modern problems....
Someone call Karl
Everyone with knee problems:
Well guess I’ll just shjt myself then
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Air chair exercise whole taking a sh!t
You underestimate my power