One of them should be missing a hand
Anyone want to give a spoiler free review of the new one? My friend said it was okay but very unambitious.
@Spetsnaz , I've heard just bad reviews tbh. I already spoiled it for myself on purpose and I'm unimpressed. The only way you'll like it is if you really liked TFA (which I did) and TLJ (which I hated)
@Spetsnaz , Spoiler free review below !
If you want a satisfying narrative and conclusion to the sequel trilogy, you won’t get that. This film fvks up the lore, has tons of plot holes, and there are a ton of editing mistakes.
However if you want an awesome popcorn movie to turn your brain off and be a kid again, you will get that.
@generic zombie, just saw it today. I completely agree with this review.
Just watched the new star wars today, and honestly, like with the two others, what really gives some goose bumps (atleast for me) is when it's hinting towards the old movies, like the music or objects/things you see... Some fighting scenes are pretty darn cool tho.
But I have to say, it did not feel like two and a half hours had passed when it ended.
I rate it a solid "It's aight, but I probably won't rewatch in the near future"
Meanwhile in Australia...
A real lightsaber would be pretty fantastic, but as a tool, not a weapon. Hook it up to a spinner, and you can obliterate pretty much anything.
Great for garbage AND corpse disposal!
Think of how easy it would be to carve a turkey
If you had real lightsabers the beam would extend infinitely and you couldn’t really fight because the beams would pass through each other since light is not a fvcking solid
@TriangleTesticles, There are ways to contain the energy....
@TriangleTesticles, if it's plasma it'd be worse, its heat would melt anything around it including you, and if it were to touch a human they'd explode since all their liquids would boil, releasing a ton of gas, turning them into human grenades