I was born in an airport molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a flight attendant, by then to me it was only blinding. The security betrays you because they belong to me.
I'd eat a black bean burrito before I go. I know they would cavity search me cuz I would buy a one way ticket with no luggage. yes I would waste the money to sh! t myself onto a tsa agent.
Your punishment must be more severe. To the pat-down with you!