We don’t talk about Hiroshima and Nagasaki kids
He broke the floor
@The Unknowns, it wasn't a floor, it was a nuke, and it caused grandpappy's first and only scratch. It also resulted in a hand-shaped shadow imprint, but we don't talk about that...
You mean the story about how grandpa broke the sidewalk?
In phone generation terms he’s more like a dinosaurs than a close relative
Back in my day we had to get shot by a bazooka to be scratched, kids these days get cracked by a 5inch drop. Such a shame.
You mean the third floor from the top of the Sears Tower?