People just trust pizza that is given out by a random stranger on the street?
@Sortofslobro, I mean, it doesn't look like America so it's probably safe
@Livepool, bouta say look like Europe... nothing bad happens over there right??
@Sortofslobro, it’s pizza! Anyone who would poison the wonderful food that is pizza should be taken to a deserted island with no trees and left to die.
@Sortofslobro, our entire society is founded on a social construct of trust. You would legit trust a crowded sidwalk full of strangers to not stab you, but not some guy being video taped giving out free pizza?
They made the right choice
@Ashoka02Tano, no they didn’t. They didn’t take the whole pizza
To be fair, it looks like about 90% of those people don't have to worry about creating a "new" them.
Pizza is always the right answer
Imagine the spread of disease that took place filming this
Was... was that Jim Sterling?
Resolutions are just promises you never intended to keep
CHANGE MY MIND
Pizza is always the right choice.
If a new you is to exist without pizza then existing isn’t worth it.
How would one go about choosing the not-pizza options? How does one choose a new year? They just happen. And the new me is confusing. Does he mean a new him, or the other people. I have so many questions. I need answers!
Can someone help me, I can't remember the name of the song
@Daps295, The Nutcracker Suite: Chinese Dance.
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, thanks dawg, you the real MVP
New me because there is new pizza inside