Going in for mine February 14th. Apparently the urologist has a fvcking sense of humor.
@ThePandaPool , NO! BAD! You do it week of March madness so you can watch basketball all week and scream your pain out as your bracket turns to shjt.
After my dog was fixed, he still had his junk. I almost stormed the vet and pulled a Karen to demand my money back for paying for a surgery that didn’t happen. My bf looked it up before that happened and read where some vets leave the balls now and they just kinda... shrink. Guess it’s more humane? Whatever. The dog is years older and still dominates everything he can, but at least I’m not a puppygrandma
Have fun with your erectile disfunction
@Landrover, That’s been scientifically debunked
@TriangleTesticles, keep your science. I know if I had my balls were cut off i would never have a boner
@Sofakingawsim, That's not a vasectomy. A vasectomy is a prehistoric dinosaur popularized by the Jurassic Park franchise, believed to be a precursor to various birbs.
@SimonPetrikov, I see what you are trying to do here but I'm too stupid to figure it out right now
@Sofakingawsim, *whispers* (Velociraptor)
@The nOly One, *whispers back* yes I love that dinosaur
@SimonPetrikov, nah that’s a velociraptor. A vasectomy is the measurement of how fast something moves in a particular direction
@Paranoid Sushi, that’s velocity. Vasectomy is the measurement of flow through a liquid.
@Snarfel Burger, Nope, that’s viscosity. Vasectomy relates to blood vessels or ducts.
@Mawaneu, no dude, that’s vascular. A vasectomy is a type of jelly-like lubricant.
@Grybo, no, that's Vaseline. A vasectomy is a guy who talks through puppets
@tjadam61, no no dude you're thinking of a ventriloquist. A vasectomy is what they call it when you kill someone with a car.
@Landrover, that's not from vasectomy, that's potentially from a prostate removal (e.g., as necessary for cancer). The cavernous nerve runs right by the prostate, and in the course of removing part or all of the prostate, it's very easy to accidentally nick or sever the nerve by accident. Since the cavernous nerve helps regulate blood flow into the corpus cavernosum (the tissue that gets rigid during erection by filling up with blood), damage to that nerve can cause partial or complete erectile dysfunction. Source: I teach anatomy to premed students, and my dad had to deal with these complications when he got his prostate removed because of cancer (the doctor who was in the middle of explaining it was a bit taken aback when he realized that we were all like "yeah we know" because I teach future doctors and my parents both work in medicine and have dealt with this exact thing before)
@OopsIEsploded, that's Vehicular manslaughter. A vasectomy is when you inhale water vapour as a cost effective and not so dangerous form of smoking
@TheMightyImp, that’s vaping. A vasectomy is where you place unwanted artwork on public buildings
@DeadEyedDragoon, That's vandalism, vasectomy is the country where the Pope resides in.
@Noraway, that’s the Vatican. A vasectomy is that bird that eats roadkill.
@Cloverleaf, you're thinking of a vulture. Vasectomy is the process of establishing the truth, accuracy, or validity of something.
@ThePandaPool , Nah man, that's verification. Vasectomy is the time you take off from work to go somewhere nice and have fun.
@Noraway, no no, that's a vacation. Vasectomy is when you measure an object's direction and speed to calculate it's current and future points
@thrawnfett, no no no. Those are vectors. Vasectomy is how you say green in Spanish.
Cousin had this done. It's overly mentioned that it doesn't hurt after. It's a lie, he could walk without pain for 8 days.
Its the floaty eyes again