“You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on someone!”
@Snarfel Burger, “snip snap snip snap snip snap!”
@Snarfel Burger, on a person*
"I would love to burn one of your candles."
@FaceGhost, you burn it you buy it!
@Stark17, oh good, I'll be your first customer!
@FaceGhost, you're hardly my first!
THATS WHAT SHE SAID !
@This Guy Fvcks, *throws dundie at $200 plasma tv*
@Stark17, THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!
The only difference being that I actually like the cat
@InsaneWolf, and now you'll be downvoted by people who swear The Office is the second coming of Christ
They look like they're playing a game to find out who can make the party more uncomfortable.
They're both winning.
The same laugh but quieter