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@Snarfel Burger, “snip snap snip snap snip snap!”
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@Snarfel Burger, on a person*
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"I would love to burn one of your candles."
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@FaceGhost, you burn it you buy it!
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@Stark17, oh good, I'll be your first customer!
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@FaceGhost, you're hardly my first!
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@Stark17, ... THATS WHAT SHE SAID !
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@This Guy Fvcks, *throws dundie at $200 plasma tv*
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@Stark17, THAT IS A $200 PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED! Good luck paying me back on your zero dollars a year salary plus benefits, babe!
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The only difference being that I actually like the cat
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@InsaneWolf, and now you'll be downvoted by people who swear The Office is the second coming of Christ
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They look like they're playing a game to find out who can make the party more uncomfortable. They're both winning.
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The same laugh but quieter
“You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies have on someone!”