I've never broken a bone and I honestly have no idea how. I've wrecked 6 motorcycles(4 at the racetrack with one at over 95 mph), been in 2 car crashes and 2 helicopter hard landings(polite way of saying helicopter crashes)
@that crazy Marine, hence your good choice for a profession then?
@that crazy Marine, you must be a main character who can't die or be injured beyond minor scratches
@that crazy Marine, remind me never to get into a vehicle with you
Me who's broken too many bones because of exercise
I’ve played sports all my life. Football, rugby, soccer, paintball, tennis, you name it. I’ve been in one major car wreck, cliff jumped from 90-100 ft., gone skiing, wakeboarding, etc. and never suffered anything more than cuts, bruises, and strains. I’m not allergic to any foods, I’m immune to quite a few poisonous plants like poison ivy, and I’m immune to many sicknesses like the flu and strep throat. I’ve never suffered head trauma >=concussions, have no permanent ailments, nor have I had any kind of surgery or put under with anesthesia. I’ve worked around crazy heavy, sharp, large, hot and dangerous equipment for 15 years and have never needed anything more than a bandaid. I don’t know if I’m very skilled or very very lucky.
Me who breaks all the bones, because gravity.
I broke a bone when I was five jumping off a swirly slide then later in the fifth grade I had a van-type car run right over my left leg during bike trip home from school my brakes were unscrewed the leg didn’t break they threw me under the x-ray twice because they didn’t believe it the first time
Me whose never broken a bone because I drink soda and play video games. Am I doing this right?
Me whose broken many bones to make wishes
Me who's never broken a bone because you touch yourself at night
Me who broke a bone because I landed wrong on a bounce house
In total i have broken each arm 3 times, my leg in 4 places, dislocated both my knees, my nose 4 times, I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve broke my fingers and fractured my skull in 4 places including a bleed on my brain
High Calcium and Not going outside for me