I went through the airport recently and saw a family holding a sign that said "Congrats on getting paroled!" Everyone around them kept side-eyeing them
Dont worry Mom, I'll ground myself when we get home.
@spongeblade, She’ll probably put you in the ground first...she just got out of prison after all...
This is why my wife never asks me to meet her at the airport.
Why did none of Deadpool’s enemies just tie him up really good and put him in a cell to leave him there immortal forever? Kind of like the one story in Greek mythology about the titan or whatever that had the same situation.
@theduuuude, sorry, that was a strange thing to ask.
@theduuuude, which one there was atlas, cronos, there was the god who gave himans and forces to have birds eat his innards every day