Owners now have a lifespan of 10-15 years
@beerdong, You have a hamster, enjoy your 3 years of life!
@Fadders, *gets goldfish from the fair*
@Fadders, I got a tarantula
@theshadosnipe, well looks like you have 28 hours left
@beerdong, everyone on this app, I see that as a win
@beerdong, wow that worked out even better than imagined.
@beerdong, i sense a genie among one of us...
@beerdong, I mean technically the wording makes the pets equal to what the owner already is. Still clever though!
@beerdong, love the joke but counter argument for this if in the situation. He said pets live as long as their owners. Not owners as long as their pets.
@beerdong, *gets a pet turtle*
This is a selfish wish considering animals kind of break down after awhile
@18bluecat, I want my pet to live super healthy and the day I perish on. My pet just falls asleep with me...
Granted. If I was away from home and I died while my children were having a fun time with my dog, they might need therapy.
A hamster watching its owner tie a noose: ohshjtohfvck
People would stop getting pets. Eventually you want an empty nest for a while.
I’m going to a shelter and getting an old dog with as much congenital disease as possible
Omg the number of stray cats would explode!
But I’m kinda waiting for my cat to go