Just 30mg of adderall? Nhaaaa just do meth at that point.
You be able to clean the whole house, change your car’s oil, fix that stupid chair with the loose leg, rub one out... and it’s only been 5 minutes
@seeUpee, hey, dont give me more reasons to do drugs
@StupidPotatoes, bahahahah... you don’t need drugs! Drugs are bad! Mmmmmkay?
@seeUpee, is mayonnaise a drug??
@StupidPotatoes, Damn right it is!!!! A delicious drug!!!
@seeUpee, shït... well got the first relapse outta the way then
@StupidPotatoes, I relapse every weekend... I get drunk and just crave it!!!
@seeUpee, can relate. Can't tell you how many huge mayo tubs I've drank while I'm all fvcked up. I remember once waking up in a jacuzzi absolutely filled with the stuff with no memory how I got there. How I ended up in that hotel 3 provinces away when I started the night at home is beyond me. Good times tho
@StupidPotatoes, provinces? Are you sure you aren’t Canadian? Hmmmmm Ahahaha nope never done that
@seeUpee, uhh, I mean Canada's not real... bork..
Birds aren't real. Pyramid earth society
@StupidPotatoes, birds are just drones the goverment used to spy on us... everyone knows that
@seeUpee, ah good. For a second there I wasn't sure if you were cool or not. Now I'll definitely most likely call of the hit
@StupidPotatoes, most likely?
*crosses fingers someone will knock at my door*
*will offer the booty*
@seeUpee, bootay you say? Don't mind if I may
@StupidPotatoes, sorry... you can’t handle it... you need to be certified to handle this delicious booty... I have a license to carry
@seeUpee, so you have chosen death... my agents shall be with you shortly
@StupidPotatoes, yay!!!! I will put some cold ones out! Hope they bring lube
@seeUpee, you may be disappointed
@StupidPotatoes, how come? Oh no... no strap ons!!! You and freaking strap ons... how many times do I need to say no?!?!?
@seeUpee, at least 8 more times. But I mean, I'm not known for listening to what I'm told
@StupidPotatoes, that is not good... why the obsession of strap ons? You know... you can’t do it better than a guy can... we have years and years of practice... I will admit, some guys just shove it with no technique and grace.
@seeUpee, you've obviously never seen me work my magic
@StupidPotatoes, Ahahaha nope and don’t wanna... maybe if I was really really really drunk... like really really really really
@seeUpee, noted. ;)
@seeUpee, if I took 30 mg of adderall itd probably fvck me up more than the meth would
@Not him again, if you never taken any oh yeah... but it would make you really productive tho
@seeUpee, I've taken it before, and it makes me geek hardcore
I never had the balls (or desire) to try adderall. Ritalin messed me up too much as a kid/teenager. Fvck ritalin
@Pat Myckok, dang, You too? I had the typical “brain made of mud” symptoms but for some reason it made me feel like I rubbed my eyes too hard the entire time I was on it. It was really uncomfortable to blink. Fvck ritalin.
@dandyhandy, yeah. It made me extremely irritable. Apparently my mom thought I was just being a shjtty teenager for 2 years until I stopped taking it for a week. Fml, right?
@Pat Myckok, I thought Ritalin was adderall with some extras?
@pleroma77, no they’re two different drugs
@Pat Myckok, pretty sure they are both CNS agents of the phenethylamine class.
Edit: quick check on Wikipedia says that class has a bunch of various drugs with wildly different effects.
@pleroma77, adderall is amphetamine based (basically legal meth)(hence the meme) and Ritalin is methylphenidate based. They’re 2 different chemical concoctions that are both used to treat ADD and ADHD. I was prescribed strattera first, and switched to ritalin when I had literally no appetite. By the time they wanted to give me adderall I was done being a human pillbox
@Pat Myckok, well Wikipedia says the 4 main ingredients in adderall are salts in the phenethylamine class. And Levoamphetamine which is 25% of adderall is the levorotatory stereoisomer of amphetamine. So yeah no the same but chemically closely related.
I have so much damn work to do... can someone hook me up with some legal meth?