False, chuck Norris would never let a zombie bite him. Zombies do not bite chuck Norris chuck Norris bites zombies, turning them into more chuck Norris
@Sonnyboy010, chuck Norris wipes his a$$ with barbed wire
@GreenF7, chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows u to lose
@Shibby2142, chuck Norris can slam a revolving door while dissembling a Nokia
@sonnyboy010, The correct plural of Chuck Norris is actually Chuck Norii.
Two Chuck Norrises? *Universe collapses on itself*
@HK47, who would win in a fight?
Impossible. There can only be ONE Chuck Norris. The zombie turns back into a human after biting Chuck.
Zombies do not bite Chuck Norris purely out of respect.
If this pic were true, then (assuming the zombie wasn't destroyed by simply being near chuck norris) the bite mark could not have existed. Whoever made this is sitting on a throne of lies.
Yeah, but there'd be no bite mark. The zombie's teeth would shatter on impact and then regrow once it turned into chuck Norris.
False. There's nothing overly special about Chuck Norris that puts him in the God-like catagory. He's just a guy who got beat up by Bruce Lee and then became a cowboy.
There can be only 1 chuck
You cant take a bite out of him. His biceps are made of metal.
Everyone bite him!!!!!
So? Bruce Lee wouldn't get bit.
Chuck Norris Apocalypse: World ends. Nuff said.
The plop was misleading
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck Norris stories.
How did the zombie even penetrate his skin?
Bruce lee or Chuck Norris? I like Bruce Lee better.
Im glad to see the solution for a zombie apocalypse
Well he is still missing a chunk of his arm so..
@Green listerine, he's so awesome it'll regenerate, just wait.
@Green listerine, it will grow back
@Itachi Uchiha, you're probably right. :)
You dont understand. If a zombie bites chuck norris... There wont be more chuck norris'. Let's assume the zombie gets to bite chuck before he roundhouse kicks his head off. The zombies teeth would shatter on impact. If they managed to penetrate the skin then the zombie would grow an unshavable beard representing chuck norris' and he would turn human. You silly people
He's almost as cool as me...
Chuck Norris is a conservative gay-hating religious nutbag. It's about time people stopped worshipping him, and recognize how much of a c*nt he really is.
@ronpopeil thank you! Finally.
There can be only one.
I wanna be that zombie.
False again, chuck Norris would never be bitten by a zombie true, bites zombies, true but chuck Norris is the only chuck Norris turning zombies into chuck Norris minions or simply turning them into dust which is then turned into to tinyer specs of dust which are vanished from the world*
excuse me while I go find chuck norris
A zombie, who gains Chuck Norris's abilities... That's just not a good idea. Good bye world...
I don't think Daryl could even take them down
If a zombie bites chuck Norris and turns into chuck Norris, how could we stop it??
Chuck Norris had a twin brother. They got in a fight once, when their fist collided we had the Big Bang, and they were separated
"I'm sick of all these Chuck Norris jokes"...(face explodes)
Dead Walker Texas Ranger
So this is how the world ends...
Coming soon to AMC 'The Walking Walker: Texas Ranger'
Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming. Water just wants to around him
I need to bite chuck Norris
But only a chuck Norris zombie would be able bite a chuck norris!!
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and it killed 52 people.... Then it exploded
Chuck is really only famous for being one of the first skilled WESTERN martial artists to make it big. He owes his success to Bruce Lee for discovering him.
The world could not cope with more than one Chuck.
The zombie apocalypse begins when chuck Norris takes a piss on a grave.
So if there's a zombie apocalypse and chuck Norris gets bitten, we're f*cked.