Your child should be just fine with a bit of cocaine as a treat
@Fleebus, babies can have little a cocaine
@Fleebus, Rub some on the gums. I hear it helps with teething.
Hey, back in the olden days they used to rub cocaine on babies gums to numb the pain of teething... or was that whiskey?
@Snarfel Burger, Why not both? That combo was pretty much in every medicine back in the day
As a product of someone so afraid they tried to be a "cool mum", it has the opposite effect. Kids need parents, not friends.
A smidge of heroin
A little cocaine