Not sure if I’m here too early or if the CIA took out everyone that commented and deleted their comments
@ThatOneShortGuy, don't worry, *loads gun* nothing is wrong here.
@ThatOneShortGuy, It's a conspiracy. They are... [Suddenly shoots self from 100 feet away]
CIA: Hey hey Mark, I pranked our co-worker Jim. I spiked his coffee with LSD. Look at him tripping balls!
[this actually did happen in the CIA]
@JC839, best comment on this thread.
Google search Operation Northwoods. I’ll wait
@a boy named Toobs, Golly.
@a boy named Toobs, That sure is some scummy shít!
@a boy named Toobs, well um one day comes to mind... (suddenly ends hanging myself from my bathroom door)