Pay your respects
@admiral dingus, can someone help me understand the F thing?
@big freedom, it’s from a video game, a Call of Duty if I’m not mistaken, where someone dies and you’re at the funeral, and the directive on screen is to “press f (like the key on the keyboard) to pay respects” (same way it would say press w to move forward or left click to shoot)
SS: “What the hell...?”
Medic: “Sir, it... it exploded.”
PFC: “This man bore witness to the majesty of his country and his d!ck exploded.”
SS: “THAT’s how excited I want you maggots to be on the range.”
*single tear* that man has died honorably for our country.A way only a real American can.
A warrior’s death
He died because his erection lasted 4 hours. It was such a powerful growth he busted his pants. At some point he passed out and the troops drew dicks on his face. Realizing he is not waking up, they took him to the hospital where they tried to reverse the erection so blood flow would be restored to normal.
Thats how I felt. Legs spread apart, straddling the Tripod. Hands on the side handles with your thumbs on the butterfly trigger and......oh yeah!
Ha, I grew up there