@PippyPie, better than colostrumphobia
@WelI Obviously, fear of whales?
@BeautyVulpixy, no, fear of the first breastmilk
So delightfully devious, it's awesome but I actually feel a little bad
@Hightower, don't feel bad. Soon, another customer will pick him out and he'll be their disappointment. Circle of life man.
@sir killjoy, Far, very fair.
@Hightower, Dont, hes a grown man inside a shopping cart.
He brought this upon himself.
lol next person is getting a cart prize!
Are those carts you have to pay to use/rent
@FunnyPicsHoldGuard, small stores will chain all their carts together because they don't have space inside and don't want people to make off with their carts. To get a cart, you stick in a quarter like a key to unlock the cart, and when you leave you put the cart back (also helpful for the store) and use the chain like a key to get a quarter back. You never lose money to use the cart, but you do sacrifice a quarter for the duration of your stay.
@The Chiller, makes sense
The guy in the cart: come back her and get me out you f#%king idiot. I have the car keys.
Is this the modern-day cask of amontillado?
Did... did I just witness a kidnapping?
@Imaginaut, i believe a case for wrongful imprisonment could be made
Some say he's still there to this very day.