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@Dora , definitely Dane Cook. I salute you, sir or madam.
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@Dora , Copy and paste from Dane Cook
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@Oliver Queen, you spelled madman wrong
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@Dora ,
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@Dora , you should whisper the last quote to make it more scary!
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@Dora , No, I would rather go to a park, stare at the kids and when someone goes "Which one is yours?" I'll say, "I'm not sure, I haven't decided, yet."
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@Dora , Sounds like a good way to get yourself in a lot of trouble.
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@Dora , Go on the plane and say "No! Get me off this plane it is going to explode! -Final Destination-
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@Dora , and then you get reported to the tsa.
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@Dora , then airport security comes and takes your azz away.
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The instructions weren't clear enough. I currently have my testicles caught in the ceiling fan with a time bomb in my ass.
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@Phatphace, I would have waited for a new pic for that line. It's kind of wasted down here
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@TheSewageKing, haha I'll do it another time too. Maybe... I don't know how long it'll take to get my balls outta this fan
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The last one is the one all of us would do.
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I have done this to a couple of friends. I drove along side them for like an hour.
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I thought it said jugglers. Instead of joggers. I was confused.
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Another one I like is going to the bank with gloves and getting in line. By nudging the guy infront of me, he looks at me; then I start putting the gloves on and say, "this would be a good time to leave"...
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@Dora , Dane Cook?
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@Dora , copy and paste form Dane Cook
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@Dora , You're not Dane Cook.
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@Dora , I swear I was listening to that Dane Cook album last night.
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@Recom10,
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@Dora , I'm not sure but i think you would get arrested for that, but then again I'm a teen so go ahead.
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@Dora , I can't do any of those cause I'm Muslim and I am a minority.
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@Dora , After reading you're first comment, then seeing this one, I now consider you stupid.
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@Said A Wise Man , 3 from Dane Cook
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You could pour blue gatorade into a cleaner bottle and drink it, or you could do my favorite: put sugar in a bath salts container and violently eat it in public
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I've done 1. It got me kicked out of the mall.
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@Caraa, I went to the mall once, found a parking spot right in front, and sat there with my reverse lights on. Funniest thing ever.
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@Your English Teacher, no you didn't. You just saw the picture and thought u could get some thumbs up if you said you did it
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Run up to a stranger and give them a hug then say "I've finally found you! After all these years!" Then if they say they don't know you say "oh no! that fiend!" Then run away as if your about to go kick someone's a**.
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The dr.acula one was taken from Scrubs.
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Dr. Simon Acula Phd. ? Nah
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@its2chainz, It was a Scrubs reference
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Pretend to sneeze and throw globs of jell-o with little nuts in them at people... Until u get kicked out of whatever place u were in. (I made that myself unlike all of you so don't bust on me about how that's already been said) :)
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Order a meat lovers pizza with no meat
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Ok ok ok last one. (if you're old enough) Go to a bar and find the nearest woman sitting alone. Approach her, and casually say, " hey are you going to walk to your car alone tonight???", with eyes wide open.
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@Dora , again, stolen from Dane Cook-Harmful if Swallowed.
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@Dora , I did the elevator one. Three people decided to get off then and there. Awk.
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Or on 7 u can change ur name to Al Coholic
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Following joggers in your car with a paint gun would be better encouragement.
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*hits Download*
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@JustSuckedEmily, haven't seen you on here in a while
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@JustSuckedEmily, hey I just want to tell you that you are a really good commenter and you should start commenting again
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Lol Dora u get that from Dane cook ^_
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Simon Acula. Not very catchy....
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Cover yourself in peanut butter, go to Walmart and buy bread and jelly
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Already did number 10
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Put gatorade in a windex bottle and drink in public
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@USERMAN, oh that's original. That's only been posted on here 1000000 times
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@Mr Cynicism , dang, I've only seen it twice
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@Mr Cynicism , you really live up to your name doncha?
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Fill a spray bottle with water and sit behind people and spray them while pretending to sneeze.
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@MACWE, didn't someone say that two updates ago?
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@THE FRIENDZONE, it was a pic
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@MACWE, at a movie theater
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Oh, this is just like my list! Only "Lovi" is at the top~!
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I have just been robbed of my to do list
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I did the first one and a lady came up to me and said "I knew I couldn't be the only one who likes that!".... Wtf
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Directions weren't clear enough, got my dick stuck in a ceiling fan
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I did all of these before
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#8 might be from Alvin and the Chimpmunks.
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Litterally though me and some friends did the "time travel" one before this came out . This girl Jamie was with us. She says alot of things from funnypics. Is it you Jamie??
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Dr. Simon Acula is confuzled. Can someone explain #7?
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What if your name already is Simon Acula?
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Get out a clipboard and silently stare at a random person until they look at you. Quickly jot something down and keep staring until they aproach you and act like you have no idea what they are talking about.
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If you're reading this, you have a lot of free time on your hands
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11. Getting three friends and choosing a subject, them taking it in turns to bump into them and say phrases such as "this is a dream", "wake.up" and "all this is fake" and then carry on with everyday life.
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Dr. Simon Acula, with a PhD. In philosophy, says...
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Because putting "be the change in the world" and "cure cancer" are both really bad things to do...
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@Brando, the joke is lost on you.
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Howdy guys, NintendoCaprison here
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@NintendoCaprison, so we gathered.
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Someone likes Dane Cook
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Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink it in public.
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@Samandra, but the chemical stays in the plastic so not a good one
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My personal favorite is going to the airport and finding the nearest guy with a newspaper. I go to the man amd stand in Front of him and slowly glare a
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Who's ready to join me?!
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Omg they the most important one. 11. Your Mom
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Why did it take me so long to understand #7?!
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Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle and drink it in public
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Ive already done #1
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Someone better follow me around playing eye of the tiger while I enter KFC
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I have done all but 5, 7 and 8. Plus a few that's not on here.
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Hello, my name is Simon Acula. I have a doctorate in philosophy and enjoy spending time with my parrot. My favorite food is vanilla pudding from a mayo jar that I like to eat in my car while blasting eye of the tiger following my two private investigators investigating eachothet while I go to the store to declare that I made a time machine. Also, if you need me, I hold business meetings in elevators. Thank you, and please accept my application to McDonald's.
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Yes. Just....yes
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They never said to empty the mayo jar though...
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I did the mayonnaise one it worked well.
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Two of my friends and I saw this guy walk home and decided to mess with him a little. So we stared at him until he noticed us, then we walked towards him, circled around him and chanted, "This is a dream! Wake up! Your in a hospital bed, going through a coma! Wake up!" then my friends and I walk away still staring at him.
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My cousin is majoring in philosophy so I should ask him to do the 5th one
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Is anyone else planning to do this
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LEMONS?! Hurk... Blugh... BLAGHHHG
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I'm doing that this week
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The last one is probably the best....
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I'm going to do #6 and #4 now
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I tried number 6
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11.Pee in yellow gatorade bottle, give it to someone
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PVP +RomanAtwood have essentially done the last thing.
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I've actually done 1,4,5,and 6 lol no lie
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Someone did number 10 to me lol
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#2 wouldn't be that cool. They would both find out they are each investigators and stop.
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@sphyncter number 7 is supposed to be Dracula and I don't get #8 either
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I don't get number 8
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I don't get 7 and 8
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@Sphyncter, #7 means dr. Acula. In other words dracula
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The lemon one I would do...
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Or go to the mall or a place like that and look up for a second and then point and see how many people look up
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My bucket list, complete....
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Go to the airport, stare at a stranger while smiling, when they ask you, tell them not to take the flight, if they ask why, act confused, and pretend not to know how to speak english
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Took me some time to realize what #7 was
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Took me some time to realoze what #7
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My favorite one is the one about not retoasting, wait that does t exist, stupid me
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another good one; wear a backpack that conceals a laptop and speakers, swagwalk around everywhere with 'Gangster's Paradise' playing. It will seem like your personal theme song.
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Number 7 is from scrubs
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That accula thing was from scrubs
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Looks like I know what my New Years resolution is gonna be... Lol
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I totally want to do 6
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On #4 you also need a fancy chair to make it more believable to others, they don't know who is meeting up with who, so everyone will be a suspect to each other and will all say, I'll just take another elevator. Then they realize that they all have been pranked. :3
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Change name to pepper and become Dr. Pepper
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(For #7) Ain't nobody got time fo dat
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My sister did the life an lemon one.... Sad thing is, no one understood.
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My new bucket list!
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Me and some friends did the first one.
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Dr. Simon Acula.
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#7- scrubs reference.
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@flj727, no one with a girlfriend watches that.
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Well, I know what I'm doin over break
My personal favorite is going to the airport and finding the nearest guy with a newspaper. I go to the man amd stand in Front of him and slowly glare at them. Once they look at me, I look directly into their eyes and say, "don't get on the flight".