Yo, is that dude punching a horse in the back?
@Permanentlyhandsome, little known fact. That's actually a special shock trooper for the British forces. They were almost indistinguishable from regular troopers due to them both having comically bad teeth
@Permanentlyhandsome, War is Hell
@Permanentlyhandsome, he's punching it in the face
@WelI Obviously, well, obviously
@Permanentlyhandsome, he’s holding the reins to try to calm him
His teeth weren't made of wood
@DavidRomeroBruh, mistranslation from "his mouth was full of wood" but yeah. Btw my time machine works and my lifetime goal of getting a blowie from all american heros is going well
@DavidRomeroBruh, he might not have had wood in his mouth but there certainly was a good chunk in his pants.
David Bowie would be proud
George Washington? More like George WashingHUNG!
I bet that man had a massive d!ck
@Snarfel Burger, In history class we learned that he had a wooden dick. And it was where we got the term woody from.
@A Scientologist, must be true
@A Scientologist, Hence, why he never had children.
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, plus, I bet Martha complained about the splinters.
@TheGrizzlyPhantom, He invented the dildo. What do your think the Washington monument is?
If I'm correct, it's actually a codpiece. They made it look like you had a boner.
The joke about Washington's portrait in English water closets at the end of "Lincoln" (D.D.Lewis) said something about America that still exists. YouTube it
I heard that motherfvcker had, like, 30 goddamm dícks.
So that’s how he became the father of the country.
I heard it was made of wood