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A wannabe terrorist was shot dead in London today - realised he was being watched, grabbed a knife from a shop, got shot. By now Londoners have developed the most ‘zero fúck given’ attitude possible to terrorism. Armed policeman (remember - our police aren’t routinely armed, so this would like a SWAT officer for us) bursts in to local cafe, tells them that they’ve just shot a terrorist outside and he might be wearing a bomb vest, so they need to evacuate immediately. Waitress looks at him and goes “can it wait half an hour so everyone can finish their lunch?”
Bring it 2020 you limp dïck bītch