My parents talk about weed and alcohol to me was, "Don't be stupid about it and no matter what never be afraid to call home I don't care if it's 2am and your drunk, if something happened you can always call home"
@InsaneWorm, pretty much what my dad told me too
@InsaneWorm, "You're gonna die if you drive drunk. Whether it be from a crash or from the ass beating you'd get when you get home"
Wise words from my parents.
His friend Charlie sneaks up on him and slits his throat
Just tell kids itll make your djck not work. Not that your kids will get laid anyway
@Codeine, hey if they managed it maybe their kids will too. Just remember every ancestor before you got to play in the sack at least once
@Russian Fire Alarm, that would give me hope if i didnt already waste my chance on my ex who couldn't get preganarnte
My parents still threaten to disown me if they think I’m drinking, and they won’t hesitate to turn me in to the police if I ever did drugs. I’m 31.
But did he also keep a look out for his schlong?
My dad told me "you're not going to go to hell for smoking weed, I just don't want it in my house."
“We don’t care if you smoke. However, we want to be the first ones to smoke with you in case anything bad happens.”