Her: "Hey, my back cracked!"
Him: "ˢᵒ ᵈᶦᵈ ᵐʸ ⁿᵘᵗˢ"
New meaning to busting a nut and cracking her back
@Profiled Black Guy, not what I meant when I said I wanted head
@Profiled Black Guy, pretty sure that's the origional meaning...
They won’t need to use birth control anymore
All around me are familiar faces...
My phone shook when she landed
Hey wait to you see this next trick.. It's nuts.
The energy spent upon a roundhouse teabag yielded a fairly well placed nutshot... ah, yes. The law of equivalent exchange. You must be the Fullmetal Alchemist?
What was the intention
@Doctor Walrus, a flip
@Doctor Walrus, Free vasectomy
Is this how the young people are doing the sex now? I feel old now.
@chickee fella, she just got a face full of dick and balls so shes pretty much pregnant now from my understanding of the sex