Because tennis is boring to watch when you’re not high.
@SurgeonSean, Nah man, tennis is exciting, you’re just not white enough
@SurgeonSean, I gotta agree with Mr. Testicles over here. I'm white as hell, and I can watch tennis all day. Also bowling, golf, and curling. I don't even understand why cause it seems like it would be boring as hell, but I won't ever touch the remote
@satan of the north, have you checked your pulse? You may not have one.
@satan of the north, I’m white as hell but I don’t watch any sports. I just game. Now soccer I will watch to see how ridiculously they fake their injuries.
I don't know why, but this made me laugh wayyyyy too hard
Why did 2 switch seats?
Lined up around the toilette.