This hit me hard man
Bidet or nothing! You could eat raw eggs off that butt and have negative salmonella!
@Gothem, what do people normally use to dry themselves after using one? Toilet paper, cloth towel, what?
@Possible Paradox, the good bidets blow warm air on your bum afterward like a hand dryer, but TP is the usual follow up
@Gothem, ohhhhh so it might be worth getting a more expensive one
@Possible Paradox, except not Toto brand. That water stream is needle thin and will drill a hole in your butt.
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The TP at work is like fvcking sandpaper. My bootyhole is raw.
@A Deformed Penis, IT’S FVCKING RAW!!!!!
Well it's gonna be dry by the time you get home, better get the wallpaper scraper and baby powder ready