Cancer is behind the poop.
I don’t have to “enjoy” either coffee or cigarettes to have poop lurking around the corner
My pap smoked cigarettes and drank black coffee and he lived to be 93 or 94 I believe.
@SeelenVerKaufer , granddad is 88 and still smokes almost 2 packs a day, ever since he was a teen. Some people are just too badass for cancer I guess...
@SeelenVerKaufer , Makes you wonder if he could have lived to 110 if he didn’t smoke
@TriangleTesticles, no, not really. He didn't die from smoking he was hit by a drunk driver while going to see one of his great grandchildren be born.
Invention: driver’s toilet seat. #SelfDrivingCars