As a professional chef I can attest, using only one clove of garlic in a recipe is for weenie hut jr patrons.
@Cellembreo, As an amateur cook I use two cloves for a small one-person meal.
@Cellembreo, also the food gods frown upon such things.
I always replace clove with head
@dshira, mind giving me some clove?
One garlic is always one too many.
@SWAT the fireman, especially when making cookies
@Your Darkest Secret, Remind me to never try your cookies
@satan of the north, shrek loves them
This seems like something a vampire would say to convince you it wasn't a vampire.
@Weird Porn Stash, funny thing, I saw three friends post this on Facebook yesterday.