Awesome! I drive a bug! And I'm a guy! :D kill me!
@SeagullSlayer, I learned to drive a stick shift in a VW Beetle.
Driving my yellow Volkswagen Bug, my friend insists on hitting me the whenever she rides in the car.
@LyssyAnne, it's called a Beetle
@SpongeboobJizzpants, tell that to the picture.
@Bradolf Pittler, actually they were originally called type 1
This girl I knew told me she wanted to play, so we did, and when I saw one first I yelled "slug bug!!" and since I was driving I didn't locate her arm first. I just quickly extended my arm in her direction and since she started to lean down at that exact time I decked her in the cheek accidentally... She got pissy and told me "You're not supposed to hit people you dumb*ass! You're supposed to count up points!!" I was very disappointed when I discovered how they play here in Amarillo... but after that hurtful insult I find that one swing worth it now... also she's a lesbo and she's the butch in her relationships so I didn't feel all too bad about hitting her.
@7jsoto, wow wow! Hahha it's cool to see how different this game varies from state to state. I wonder how they would do it in china. Probably yell dead dog! Or dead cat! And when they get home they murder your pets and eat them. lol
The joke is when you drive a Volkswagen Bug some people play punch bug which is a game that you punch someone at the color of the car
@xConey, yea you can be like, BLUE LADY-BUG! And punch your friend or whoever you're playing with in his arm. I guess you could play this punching game with a girl but it isn't heard of. This is,a,guys game
*insert color here* punch bug no punch back
For those who don't understand it its a game where when you see a Volkswagen bug you yell PUNCHBUGGY!!!! And punch your friend or sibling. It's sorta like the yellow car game
@Bat Wayne, you punch them in the arm sorry forgot to mention that part
@Bat Wayne, did you just reply to yourself???
@Bandit1628, yes cause I forgot to put something so where else would I put it
@Bat Wayne, okay, but you don't have to punch them in the arm haha
@Bandit1628, that's how we play it but where else are you going to hit them in the face?
@Bat Wayne, I guess if you really wanted to but that's your call
God it was so awkward this one time my mom walked in while I was rubbing one out to a porno movie and I accidentally switched the channel to Brokeback Mountain. She must think I'm gay
@Fap Warrior, dude......
Just follow the Yellow brick road Dorothy
Worst post ever!
Schmoe? Even my spell check is telling me thats not a real word. Also I don't think that girl is old enough to drive.
@I Agree, Schmoe: "a foolish, boring, or stupid person. A jerk." - Dictionary
@Akuzaru, Well f*** you too
@I Agree, it's Yiddish, you schmuck. Perhaps you should educate yourself instead of relying on your spellcheck to do your thinking for you.
@I Agree, I told u what shemoe meant by giving u the definition and u turn around and insult me? I wasn't calling u a schemoe. But now you're being one.
@I Agree, 24 thumbs down? My work is done here.
Am I stupid? Or does no one know what schmoe means?
@badboys9000, really? Schmoe is another way of saying miscellaneous guy or Doofus. Or someone who is unfortunate because he's getting punched in the arm for every Volkswagen his friend sees. You see, there is this game some guys will play (childish really) where for every "lady-bug" (Volkswagen that looks like a bug) that one of the spots/sees, they hit the other guy in the arm. For example i say. LADY BUG!!! . I'm born and raised in California ok so I don't know how global this game goes...
@Akuzaru, after you yell LADY BUG!! You punch your friend in his arm.
@Akuzaru, in NY we shout PUNCH BUGGY and the color but same concept
@Akuzaru, pretty global I live in the UK and I know a lot of people who play these kind of stupid things (me included :P)
@badboys9000, you're stupid
@OSilverstone, same for me east coast maybe? I'm in FL
@Akuzaru, I live in central Illinois and we just say bug but same concept. We also do PT Cruisers.
@Akuzaru, it's "slug bug" where I live in Cali.
@Thestonedtaco, I'm in FL too and that IS how we do it!
@Akuzaru, I'm on the other coast and we play this game
@Akuzaru, did you look that up
@Marvolo Riddle, wait you do it how OSilverstone does it or how Akuzaru said it?
@Akuzaru, we do punch buggy in tx but lady buh sounds funnier.
@Akuzaru, in Michigan its called slug bug, because you slug the other person in the arm
@Akuzaru, my friends and I always yelled "SLUG BUG!" before hitting them. It is quite interesting how the term varies from area to area.
@Akuzaru, I used to say punch buggy no punch back
@Akuzaru, SLUG BUG
@Whatssofunny, same in kansas its slug bug
@Akuzaru, I'm from Georgia and we play this game, but we say slug bug instead of lady bug.
@badboys9000, you're just stupid
@Whatssofunny, yea yea slug bug. That's what I meant. I don't know why I thought it was lady bug. Probably because I'm 32 and i haven't played this game for at least 20 yrs
@Bandit1628, yes I did with my dictionary app for iPad
@Akuzaru, wow your pretty cool, you have an iPad
@Phillip, damnit! Stop hitting me guys! lol my dad and i use to give each other dead arms and dead legs by beating on them until the other one couldn't take it anymore. I was probably 13-14 at the time. We both bad huge bruises. When my school saw them on me, they confronted my dad and he had to explain. He showed them the huge bruises on his arm that i gave him! HAHA those were good times.
@Akuzaru, I'm in Cali and we say PUNCH BUGGY and the color of the car o___0 what part of Cali do you live in?
@s3v4n5, Northern California (Chico)
@OSilverstone, Don't forget "No punch backs!"
@Whatssofunny, slug bug in Utah too
@Thestonedtaco, oh lol sorry, OSilverstone.
@Akuzaru, Slug Bug in Indiana, plus Cruiser Bruiser for PT's.
@Akuzaru, I used to know it as punch-buggy or something like that
I just want a Volkswagen Bug.
Who says schmoe anymore?
If its yellow
I don't get it.
@MrParadox, read my comment to badboys9000 so you'll understand
I like her train of thot
They see me Rollin, the punchin'
Never seen anyone punch for a Volkswagen bug.. I've only ever played so that you punch for yellow cars or minis and double punch for a yellow mini
in the Midwest, we say *color* SLUGBUG
In New Zealand we either say punch buggy, yellow car, or Spotto for black number plates.
In England if we spot a yellow car or something we hit someone
@akuzura, here in idaho we call them slug bugs
New posts please.
I said almost this exact same thing to my parent when I was younger.
In Nor Cal we call it "slug bug"
Thumbs up if u did this!
It really bugs me when I go through the comments to find one of the top comments, to see who they were referring to.
In England we always used to say "Mini Punch!" If there was a Mini Cooper
Something I would do
My car is a bug. I see a lot of people get punched when I pull into parking lots and stuff. :)
I have had this exact thought many times
I grew up in Wyoming and Idaho and we always said ' Slug bug beetle bug no slug back' before we punched the other person.
That's what I do with my Beatle!
In Alabama we say PUNCH BUG NO PUNCH BACK! It's great when you're not the driver :)
that was me when I was younger, but now that I can drive Im too cheap to buy a car for that purpose
@ThisIsEmily, are you the one JSE just sucked?
Now see purchasing a car for the sake of ten year old kids, that I will never meet, possibly hitting each other doesn't seem all that worth it to me.
They're called s'mores, Buzz.
Meeee toooooo !!!!!!!!