I heard the ginger f***d an ostrich.
@Toxas, I heard it was a sick ostrich
@Toxas, I means the logistics of it just aren’t there. It’d have to have been two fellas.
@theduuuude, again, we’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
@Toxas, it was consensual
Oh my God, the secretary from Aggretsuko is one of these...
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, yeah, that's the play on words they went for. Also, the picture doesnt show it well, but these birds are massive. They also fvck up snakes like no one's business.
Instructions unclear. Bird fvcked me and now I’m laying eggs
Why does it have eye lashes?
Just fûck your secretary instead
Why not? *unzips pants*
Fun fact: This bird's ancestor used to be taller than humans and would eat us and our children.
@Marie Celeste, sounds like people with vore fetishes were in luck
DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE! *fvcks bird*
Not gonna lie if that bird was into gaming I'd wife her up.