It’s like millions of skin cells cried out and were suddenly silenced.
@Lord Manbearpig, thanks for making this funny for me
@Lord Manbearpig, I laughed my ass off. No pun intended.
And ladies, this is how to get a Brazilian with out paying a lot of money
It’s OK. Occasional vaginal dryness is normal at your age.
She left a snail trail all the way down
she died a little.
This is going hurt so much, your children will feel it.
She was wearing a thong. Had she been a decent mother she would have slid all the way.
Ummm...that is how a snail stops quickly.
Well someone just got the back of their legs shaved
@mako mark, in some cultures, they call that the ass