@Ewok612, critical failure, you now have a compulsion to look at all booty for at least 20 seconds of unbroken staring
@I Am Captain Obvious, so I'm a teenager again? K.
*Chants in tongues until my pants unzip themselves*
Welp, found yet another fetish
I swear I see stories around that joke on this. Guy gets a fortune telling that the next girl he sees will be his wife. Steps outside and sees an elder god. Some primal determination saved his sanity, and he got it on.
His kids are half breeds and can hide their true form. That is until someone else comes along, blessed by the goddess of truth, to be able to perceive the truth no matter what. A tingle when they hear a lie, and magic concealment means nothing to them.
It’s been a while since something made me question the existence of the internet but congratulations, this image did exactly that
Just wait till you see Azathot.
I could get into this religion