Oh I actually know how to fix this problem. You pick up your shovel, grasp it firmly at the top, bring it to your garage, set it down, pick up your shotgun, carefully place the barrel in your mouth...
@SimonPetrikov, otherwise known as the Cobain method
@SimonPetrikov, *writing this down and adjusts glasses* okay, okay- and then what is the following steps?
@SimonPetrikov, I did this and had a mind blowing experience
*cue Curb Your Enthusiasm music*
At least he is still out there with his shovel.
If you're rich you install heated stairs.