Take it from me; it doesn't taste like bacon. You cannot physically replicate the taste of bacon ._.
@Epicsauce, my swimming coach had this. Apparently it tastes like peanut butter.
@Bay Harbour Butcher, It's actually vegan
This honestly seems like the worst invention ever
@but what do I know, haha I almost raged at you, then I saw your name
@Shloopie Doo, same!
Shame you can't get this in UK
@Quinnce, yeah... Guess we will just have to stick with bacon...
@Quinnce, shame you can't stop complaining
@Quinnce, check the wonderful world of the interwebs, firebox.com sells it I think ;)
@TastesLikeGrandma, No, it tastes like bacon.
Honestly, that sounds horrible.
@MrTalon999, It is, I've tried it, it tasted like bacon fat.
First is Squeezable Nutella. Now it's Baconnaise?! Dang, Stuckpixel, you guys really want us all fat, don't you?
That's disgusting. At least the squeezy Nutella has potential!
I can feel my arteries clogging already
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Put it on bacon
Shoot me in the face!!
@Hobo with an iPod, You copy Hobo with IPad??
@Spongebob The Square, there never was a hobo with an iPad! I've always had this name. I made this account before the iPad even came out!
Can we all agree to stop these bacon jokes? They're just food versions of Chuck Norris jokes
@Daitenshe, you cannot stop making Chuck Norris or bacon jokes because if Chuck Norris was to roundhouse a pig, it becomes bacon
@The Hive Mind, False, all he has to do is look at it.
You know... I died once.
@Jesus of Nazareth, Yeah but you rose from the dead
Cant wait to smuther my bacon in this stuff
I got this for last years Christmas, tastes like sh*t
Green instead of red! I can see the text!
I remember when Jon Stewart ate this on his show back in 2009
This seems like it would cause more heart attacks than Kira...
I think that we all like the IDEA of assorted bacon flavored products when in reality they all fall far short of just plain old bacon.
Just looking at it gives me the feeling my arteries are clogging...
welcomd to amurica. il have some bacon with my mayo.
If you're in the same field as me, you'll know it is NOT a beautiful death for the people who have to dig into you to find out what killed ya. 'A'
I actually have that. For Christmas a couple years back, I got bacon popcorn, bacon salt, bacon mayonnaise , and a chocolate bar with bacon inside it. Gaining 10 pounds had never tasted better.
My dad got me some for my birthday but I've been too scared to try it. It's basically a heart attack in a jar...
Has any one seem my frog?
@Neville Longbottom , it's a toad, silly.
@Ankhindu, are you by chance my friend Ford?
@The Meaning of Life,* AnktheHindu
Put on bacon = Divide by Zero
Idhaf. I don't like bacon, it's too chewy and tastes too smokey, and some brands are basically sliced pork fat with thin lines of meat running through them. Sausages are way nicer.
@LexIsOnIt, ever tried Turkey bacon? It's the best.
@LexIsOnIt, I don't know...my sausage isn't very nice... He seems to get me into trouble a lot, always does all the thinking for me, and likes to pop up and say hi in the most awkward situations. No...my sausage is not "way nicer" at all. In fact, I'm going to go beat him now.
Rub some bacon on it!!!
A most beautiful combination. Baconnaise and squeeze nutella.
Epic Meal Time!!
The discovery of baconnaise and squeezy nutella has just made my day!
But the texture is half of the beauty.
I loooove bacon!!!!!!!!!
I do like bacon... I'll take four.
Two things I hate, bacon and mayonnaise.
Put some on ur girls pussy
@KingKush, wtf bro? U nasty. Everyone knows u use that to lube up her ass! :o
@Tick99, y'all are both gross.
I don't actually like bacon all that much ._.
@thg, what the hell is wrong with you?!
I had this. It was like eating gold.
Does this reminds you of the old Orc from skyrim when he was promised a bountiful death.
I actually own this. It's decent. Sorta a bacon flavor. Lots and lots of salt. I'd give it a 3 out of 5.
The most beautiful death in the world! (anyone?)
I got their brand of bacon popcorn for christmas. And it really didn't taste like bacon. So. Yea.
it took two weeks shipping from think geek and it's STILL DAMN WORTH IT.
Sounds like the bacon equivalent of popcorn jellybeans
I had bacon flavored soda before. Tasted like charcoal.
2 new pics that say this is how I die
Welcome to Canada
Red robin makes burgers with bacon mayo on them.
A jar of this a day will keep all doctors away. Trust me, I'm a doctor