Push on your taint and the rest will come out.
@ImNotRacistBut, and here I was thinking I was a genius for coming up with this
@jdopps13, I just grab a piece of toilet paper and absorb the rest
The worst is when your massive dick hits the dirty water in the bottom of the urinal.
@The Poonisher, this water is cold, and deep!
@ImNotRacistBut, almost as dirty as the bottom of the urinal.
Is because you relaxed its finally over which causes Niagara falls to be summoned from your wee wee
I was in Paris a few weeks ago and while wandering around the Eiffel tower, it was midnight, I really had to take a leak after drinking a half bottle of champagne. They have these public self contained bathrooms on the street that I was under the impression you had to pay to use. I saw a couple walk up to it and the girl went in. The guy told me it was free so I decided to wait. It's a pod with a semicircular automatic door that slides open automatically to a pretty spacious bathroom. When the girl left I walked in and frantically pushed the button to close it since it was becoming an urgent matter but it wasn't working. In an act of desperation I decided to just go while the door was wide open to the street but the pod started to yell at me in French but my piss moaning was too loud to understand the robotic voice and in the last moments of me relieving myself the toilet retracted into the pod, the lights went out and an alarm started blaring. I tried Paris bathroom pod, I tried.
Tip, if you give a good press right behind the sack it'll get the rest out.
The dribble is always worse when wearing long underwear.
So much helpful advice. This community is truly special.
You have to do that toothpaste thing, where you like press to the end yknow
This is totally relatable
This is because you are pressing underneath your balls. Pull your underwear further down
@Sluggernot, especially in public restrooms 😏