This one time I was eating tiny teddies with milk, then I dropped the tiny teddy in the milk and couldn't get him out until I drank the milk. I tried to fish him out but it was too late, my tiny teddy was dead. By the time I was done, my tiny teddy was a disfigured mess, a blob of no resemblance to a teddy of any kind, just a featureless lump of wheat and potential traces of nuts and milk solids. I cried for 3 days straight, knowing I could have just tipped the milk down the sink and save him from certain death, but I was greedy. I kept telling myself, "he'll be alright", he wasn't. RIP Tiny Teddy, you will be missed.
@MustyElbow , shut up you cu nt
@Xxmikegigsxx, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH
@MustyElbow , clearly you born with a lack of oxygen
@MustyElbow , Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy^^^
@MustyElbow , that's nice, dear.
@MustyElbow , last week I stubbed my toe, and I only cried for 20 minutes
@MustyElbow , what gay kids liked that 5 year old comment.
@MustyElbow , I think I died a little whenever that happens to me, I mean, I ended the life of a tiny teddy, what if he had a family, a wife and three kids, they will never see him again. Then again eating them smashes them and crunches their bones into a million pieces
@MustyElbow we are all here for you and your loss of teddy. For all interested there will be a 1pm service. RIP TEDDY
@MustyElbow , Was it a chocolate teddy? if so, don't fell bad about it
@MustyElbow , LYkke iF U cRiiEd!!! xoxox
@MustyElbow , WHAT. THE. HAYELL??? I wasted my life reading THIS?
@MustyElbow , Why was an elbow eating in the first place? YOU CAUSED ALL THIS!
Did anyone else notice the feels guy face on the kid sitting down on the fourth to last picture?
@ThatPersonTB, I noticed in the 2nd frame the thing on the bar weight looks like a mouse pointer/clicker
I'm happy they didn't use memes on this
@Peepskeet, actually there's a feels guy face in there
@Peepskeet, one guys head is shaped like forever alone
What is seen can't be unseen..
Hello everyone, I've been a viewer since about Jamal, and I just got premium for I am on Android. I would like to thank you all for making me laugh even when the pictures don't. :)
(Cleveland voice) that's nasty
I feel confused and ashamed of my weight...
The guy in the first section has a do you even lift? Shirt
I'll do it next year
Quick! To your computer, before you burn any calories!
Down votes.....down votes everywhere
National championship game: Alabama or Notre Dame? Who's gonna win?
Exactly why I don't want to go to the gym this week.
That is every gym, EVER
And this is why i do p90x
MustyElbow, you tried and it was rather original. Kudos to you.
If he's fit, why is he horrified?
new meme right there
I don't usually sweat but when I do I know I have finally touched my toes.
In on the store
I've been a lurker since Jamal, Fonz, JSE and even Emily but I know you don't care. Anyways I just want you to know that I didn't have to buy this app, I hacked it for the full version (don't judge me) and any interesting updates you've got are out of the question for me because I never really had bought the full version. Sorry for long post and for making you think of a monkey's p3nis. I know you saw what I did there. *returns to cave..
@Lovelace, that's nice, honey
Must be planet fitness. Except thats everyday, not just New Years day.
That's what it's lookin like today, don't worry, it'll clear up in a week
@ Teleporting Fat Guy, Best.. Username... Ever!
In the first frame.... Why is there an arrow pointing to his as$, and more importantly why was I looking?
I spy with my little eye, not a hint of funny.
in the third frame, somones giving anal :O
The 3rd picture - SURPRISE BUTT SEX!