If ever this happens, just pull down your trousers and sh!t on the floor. It will reassert dominance and regain control of the room.
@dusty44, then it would be, “Fella, where’s your shít? What’s wrong? I can’t smell your shìt. Wait a minute... There’s no shït, this guy’s just holding his butt cheeks!!!”
@SurgeonSean, then you have to start masturbating feverously and make as much eye contact as possible.
@Cousteau, but then you wouldn’t be able to get it up...and the cycle continues
@dusty44, I sometimes get a shy bladder and what helps is keep squaring the number two in your head. Like 2, 4, 8, 16, 32 etc. it puts your mind in a place that makes it easier to pee.
Can confirm, that's what happens
And so, the stalls exist
Anxiety in the bathroom just went up for me
Please no, this is hard enough
A trick I’ve used to get through piss anxiety is to relax my knees and start to spell names backwards in my head. It takes my mind off of the anxiety and helps me pee. I hope this helps someone
This is similar to that guy in the movie "Waiting". Hilarious movie!
Just stair at the wall and stand there with you díck in your hand.