When they announced NZ’s shutdown, I was out buying cereal. There’s a liquor store next to where I shop and this guy had a shopping cart filled with Jack Daniels. Priorities.
Someone buy her a Corona
@dj evolve fan club, with lyme
My kind of woman. I’m into gilfs!!!
@Profiled Black Guy, same
In Texas, liquor stores are considered an essential business and will not be shut down.
Ah, my 2012 plan has inspired others!
Seriously, my plan (if anything REMOTELY resembling the movie 2012 had happened) was to be utterly shjtfaced drunk. I suffered no delusions regarding my chances of survival, so I figured, might as well be too drunk to give a f*ck!