I'm a guy and my panties are wet.
@jayne cobb, you know you don’t have to always wear panties, it’s ok to go commando and cum in your jeans
@DrSin, I don't know about you, but if you've ever zipped up your fly while commando and had it get caught on your skin, you wouldn't go commando in jeans again.
@Dinkelberg, cum makes the zipper not move by making it stick shut, safety first
My tongue game: *ice cream falls off*
@Your Darkest Secret, your pick up line is, baby, if I lick you, you pass out from pleasure
@DrSin, “girl I’ll lick ya titty right off”
Am I doing it right?
@Your Darkest Secret, no good god, you need a damn paper instruction
The new Harley Quinn show made this same joke.
They clearly have spoons in them sooooooo
Do David next, can you do the tiny penis?
I hope the right one is bubblegum flavored.
@SurgeonSean, it's not...it's flavored like Pepto bismol
@Hesediel, that sounds pretty good tbh. 👀
@koukatsu, I wouldn't know, never had Pepto
@Hesediel, soooo mint?