Tldr; the world becomes florida
@BecauseShutUp, the world may be burning, but it's not THAT bad.
@BecauseShutUp, 🎶🎶and I'm proud to be a Floridian, where at least I can be me🎶🎶
@ThePandaPool , hey man. When the rest of the world is burning and going insane, we'll be prepared tocarry this planet into a new era of drug abuse, college football tailgates and farmers tans while riding on that backs of HIV positive alligators
@ThePandaPool , Yet...
And all of this happens by April.
@NbladeMasterN, what if this is all just a big April Fool’s joke?
@Naberrie, well let's see if it ends by today.
@NbladeMasterN, exactly let's see where this dumpster fire takes us next....
Don’t forget the brush with WWIII as well! This year is truly a rollercoaster. Now all we gotta do is sit back and wait for the aliens to visit us and see the absolute fvckery our world is experiencing right now. Would really cement this year as the shjt show of the ages for future textbooks.
@A Flying Panda, ww3? Wow- do u call everyone a Nazi too?
@A Flying Panda, please explain this 'brush with ww'i would love to hear this bull
@dj evolve fan club, I'm not sure either... could be iran murdering a bunch of people on that airplane...
Nobody cares about that rapist pos dude.
Not all sports are cancelled. There’s still pro wrestling
I can’t wait to explain my kids the details of this year
@megamanx181x, They will most likely come to know this special year through a bunch of “based on a true story”-horror movies that floods the cinemas in 15-20 years.
@megamanx181x, what, like you weren't already going to exaggerate the trials and tribulations of 2012?!
@Rapunzel, oh gosh the horror!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, I think they will be doing them a disservice if I lied
“I am broke as sht. I will not change the way I dress, I refuse to wear a suit. I’ve had some kinky sex. I have tried drugs.”
"When exactly are you from then?"
Oh I was in social isolation so I built a time machine. I left in March I think? Idk the whole working from home thing really messed with my ability to keep track of time.
Corona virus was spreading before Kobe died. It was still in Wuhan then
Imagine if everyone watched CNN and was dumb enough to write this whole stupid thing all by themselves
This is the first time I’m seeing the notion that 40% think this is made up. To them I politely say this:
Dissent in your own homes locked away from everyone else, please. Just like the rest of us sane people.
So sayeth Fweej, the Hand Washer
Honestly no one really cared about Kobe.
To be fair, masturbation is doing a pretty big part in these trying times.
If I wasn’t living it, I wouldn’t believe it.
This is what happens when the Engineers of the Matrix forget to update their antivirus software... hopefully, they'll be restoring us to a previous save point soon!
I mean i this its all really cool, like a movie