"did you really need a 3 foot horse cock dildo TONIGHT?"
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, well... yes
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, *horny screaming*
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, your mom is using her other one, but it’s white and she wants to try this black one because she read the reviews that it goes faster.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, yeh the other one broke off in my ass and the gerbils haven't managed to come back out with it yet and the midget I sent in 2 days ago stopped answering his radio so I thought fùck it might as well carry on shoving shìt up there
@Twatasaurusrex, been doing your stretching exercises, I see
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, “yeah, date night. Duh.”
@Mawaneu, “here’s your schlong”
This is just how Amazon drivers drive regularly
Who else hear plays Forza Horizon 4 and loathes the Horizon Life feature? I get the idea, but it makes loading events and joining friends really frustrating
@Wankershim, I think the race starting system is garbage