My dad, always.
"Did ya see how he was looking at you?"
"All the men are looking at you"
"You're meeting with your classmate, huh? Do you like him?"
Meanwhile my grandma always says "My little sparrow, I'll be dead before you get a boyfriend, Fvcks sake"
@A pet named Steve, my parents think I'm the "golden child" because they think I'll have a girlfriend way longer in advance than my brother, yet here I am, single as shjt, I'm sure showing them
@A pet named Steve, I genuinely thought you were a boy. Idk why.
@NameyMcNameFace, probably because my name is Steve
Your status as a person doesn’t reflect who you are in a relationship with. Here I am, single as shït, living on my own, supervisor at a Fortune 500 company, making double my moms salary, and still in college all before 23
There are other ways to measure success, material statues and economic statues are not the only ones. 😀
@A pet named Steve, if it makes you feel better, I haven't had a serious relationship since high school (to put into perspective, I'm 27 now) and dont plan on looking for "the one" until I'm either financially stable in my career or feel ready to find them. Dont let family or others pressure you into something you dont feel ready for. Let it happen naturally and you'll find the anime-loving, video game playing guy (or gal) for you.
Btw, the fact your grandma calls you sparrow may be up there with being called "baby" or "hun" by an older black woman
@A pet named Steve, "Excuse me sir, I was just looking at her memes."
@A pet named Steve, See I got even with my friends who thought this girl and I were dating. We told them that, not only were we dating, but we're actually engaged! I sent them pictures of "her ring" that she picked out from her pinterest board and told them that our wedding is delayed due to COVID. Best prank ever
@A pet named Steve, my mom told me that I'm not allowed to get married until I'm 50 because she'd be dead by then
@A pet named Steve, I tried my best to find you a good dude, but given your rules and the price you paid, I wasn’t about to stick you with a piece of shït dude, I keep my word when I say you pay well I do you well in paying for the deeds
@Good Guy Satan, You got keep that prank up, corona wont last forever. Maybe when quarantine is over you guys can throw a wedding as a prank and have it actually officiated. Then buy a house together. Then have a kid, or maybe even two. Raise the kid together and put them through college. Grow old together. As the two of you sway in sync to the tune of eachothers ancient hearts on your wooden oak rocking chairs your son built for you as a 40th anniversary gift, you guys can share a laugh knowing that you totally pranked your friends.
@A pet named Steve, my grandma says the same thing. Weird though considering im a straight guy. She’s a little confused but she’s got the spirit
@A pet named Steve, that’s my mom, every time I mention a female by name or invite a new girl to play D&D with, she’s always like, “you know that girl was looking at you right?” And I have to be like, “Moooooooom, I was the DM!”
But in all seriousness you’ll find someone eventually, a cute, nerdy, and sweet girl like you is a definite catch. Just keep working on yourself and you’ll eventually find a fella worthwhile who’s pursuing you and you’ll feel brave enough to say yes to him.
Personally I’m kinda down in the dumps myself today because starting tomorrow I’ll have to more harshly quarantine myself from the outside world due to my roommate being a nurse. I will literally not be able to cuddle, date, or let alone even touch another human being for at least the next several months and it’s seriously bumming me out
@Sven and Otar, yes, I am working on myself! Mental health wise and also physically.
It's a shame that you have to quarantine yourself even more severely, but it's of course necessary, as you know. Your friend is very brave and strong, being a nurse in these times. I hope the stress and the isolation don't get to you. It won't be forever, and once we're free to meet other people again and go out, it'll feel all the better and we'll appreciate it even more. Until then, stay strong, and of course also stay healthy!
@K1l, Dang that would show my friends for sure how great of a prank that is!
@A pet named Steve,
You’ll know you’ve met The One when he stares at you menacingly
@Bow To Your Senpai, and when he approaches me instead of running away
@Sivls, had a lot of sex partners but not any good relationships so now I'm very single and even when a girl hits on me I'm very speculative about whether it's worth it and to be honest it's not usually to me right now. I dont even have a strong sex drive just a bad habit of going with things and being attracted to broken people.
Your mum needs to lower her testosterone dose injections
I don't think my parents ever believed in me getting a girlfriend because neither of them have teased me like this with any of my female friends. And here I am, laying on my air mattress in front of my TV during quarantine, playing video games, watching anime, and proving them right.
The girl looks like Kevin Nash? Woof...
Wow.. I thought I was the only one with this problem...