Do I look fat? Yes!
@spongeblade, sleep with one eye open
@Polish Bob, gripping your pillow tight
@haarknir, Shia LaBeouf!
@WelI Obviously,.... No.
@WelI Obviously, Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Never in the history of “calm down” has the person in fact calmed down
I would be angry to if someone throws a rock in me
“I’m sorry you got mad”
“I AM CALM!” -Winifred Sanderson