Texan can confirm
@Richard Rahl, Also Texan. Can confirm confirmation.
@Lord Wivern, can confirm confirmation confirmation
@ImNotRacistBut, Can confirm that y'all are right.
@Richard Rahl, What’s Texan for “why the f**k are you asking me for directions? Why don’t you just Google it like a normal human being?”
@Nellybert , dude, boomers. They are the absolute worst.
I’m like, “Where should we eat?” and they’re like, “Oh! You know the Apple B’s by the Walmart near Tinseltown?” and I’m like, “Uh no.” and they go, “Yeah if you take I35 south for 15 minutes just past the Baskin Robbins you’ll see a yellow trash can, and then there will be a homeless peach tree with seven crows squeezing turds out of their- and I’m like “WOULD YOU SHUT THE FÛCK UP?! Just tell me what state it’s in and I’ll find it on gps. Jesus Christ” And then they go, “What’s gps?”
@Nellybert , Southern hospitality mate. We would just give them the directions the best we could
@Nellybert , arnt you a sweetheart, here are the directions
@ImNotRacistBut, also Texan here confirming confirmation that confirms the confirmation of the initial confirmation
@sikkdog, dude... what he said.
@Richard Rahl, Californian. Can confirm you people are hilarious.
Past the other Buckee’s = 4hrs+
@BigJohnson86, hi there neighbour
For California double everything for traffic
@troubled panda, not right now, it’s pretty great to decide I want some Wendy’s during rush hour and get there going 90mph the whole way (for the freeway portion, obviously)
For Kentucky, take everything and divide it by 2
On the other side of the gaddamn planet = across Austin
I can't understand why Texas is considered as such an expanse, it's smaller than new south wales
@Codeine, It’s just down the road
@Codeine, Mate, you can't just say that it's small and then compare it to a major portion of a CONTINENT
@Lord Wivern, major? Economically and politically sure, but it's like the 3rd smallest state
Idk tho it could be bigger than south Australia. But my point still stands
@Codeine, Yes major, because despite the other areas being bigger than it, it's still bloody massive
@Lord Wivern, I guess, compared to Victoria. But that's prolly still bigger thsn some American states ay
@Codeine, Consider that most American states are comparable to countries in Europe. And that Texas is nearly twice the size of Germany, the UK, France, or Spain which are the largest countries in the area before getting to examples such as Russia. New south Wales alone dwarfs most countries so to say that it's small is misinformed at best. Also, Texas never claimed to be the biggest place on the planet, just the biggest place in America.
For Georgia, take everything and divide it by 4
I’m a simple man, I see Texas I upvote.
What if it’s 51-60 minutes?
I think that is for all southern states like Arkansas and Oklahoma and even the red neck side of mexico
A couple of miles not too far = 20 minutes exactly
Right up the road a couple of miles = 10 minutes exactly
2-5 minutes “around here somewheres”
Past the two boys fückin = the next room over.