The Supreme Leader is in excellent condition. He has seven hearts and knows the recipe to the elixir of life.
@Lord Burgendy, of course he knows the recipe, he created it.
Heart surgeon number one. Steady hand.
@Gatsby, Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon.
I’m hearing now, that there’s a possibility he might have died from a bad nuclear test. Apparently, he’s supposed to be present for the launch of all nuclear missiles and there is always videos or photos of him, but nothing has been released of the last one that was confirmed to happen on April 14, so it’s possible something went wrong there
@TriangleTesticles, impossible. The eternal glorious leader is immune to radiation and blasts. He is perfectly fine. Everything is fine.
Stop that man and give him a medal
Where will YOU be when diarrhea strikes?
@NotAFunnyName, being an idiot sliding down an escalator slide, failing miserably and making a fool out of myself in front of a group of people?