It's Carl the Bed wetter!
@HeatherMichelle, I know right Carl the bedwetter is the first thing I thought when I saw this
That awkward moment when its cheaper to hire a hooker
At least you get pants
@TheKing69 Haha BANNED!
Ya know, believe it or not, I can't relate. But this isn't because I don't have a girlfriend, but because I have an actual income. Of course it helps that we don't go out much. But girlfriends (dependent on the girlfriend, of course) really don't cost that much. That is all.
She came, she conquered, and she left, after making every boy in her path go broke... She is The Girlfriend
@Ron Weasley, I wouldn't be saying that with a witch like Hermione as your wife.
According to this I should be a billionaire by now
If I had that much money I would definitely not sit in my my bathtub in it
A woman can make a man a millionaire... If he was a billionaire
@Anal Flute, Good job copying one of Nova's names...
I love how the hobo has more clothes than the other guy
@Life, the first guy is in a bathtub
@slender bro, No way, Sherlock. That's the joke.
@Life, probably because he's bathing in money... I wish I could do that. *single tear*
@Le Minecraftien, stupid joke then
Finally have money and girlfriend... Aaaaand it's gone
Or after a visit from the thievius raccoonus
@SIy Cooper, after I get visited by a book I'll be poor ok
@HappyCommunist, silly communist
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FALSE. A girl would never let you grow a beard like that
@Sam the Onion Man, false. I find wild beards sexy
@Sam the Onion Man, It's a proven fact that beards make men sexier. So, no, I would let him keep it. Unless it grew to like, Dumbeldore size, that's cool when he's older, but for how, keep it Charlie Day sized.
@ProudGlork, I was talking about the well dressed man in the 2nd frame
@iLickZombieGirls, you are alone then
THATS NOT TRUE! I would never take money from my man! I would let him be himself, i dont like changing people :(
@Laurenxx, LIES! ALL LIES! A WOMAN LIKE YOU DOESN'T EXIST!
Doesn't matter had sex.
So you are saying you are white before you have a girlfriend and black after?
Haha it's funny cause it's true
God this is what I am going through right now. Except I am not on the streets. I am lucky to be in college but I need a job.
Before girlfriend: no money After girlfriend: what girlfriend?
Already 418 likes on the Facebook page
What is this girlfriend of which you speak?
Before girlfriend: No money.afte
Am I the only one who thought it was odd that he was in a tub? O_o
@nohornedunicorn, oh I thought it's a game where I have to find the letter "o" and I found it. It's in the fourth line, sixth digit from the left!
@nohornedunicorn, hahaha I couldn't agree more
@nohornedunicorn, You could have a King's Ranger after you. Thank you to those who get the joke
@nohornedunicorn, technically if you have no horn, youre not a unicorn. You're a horse.
@TomTucker, yes that was the joke
First comment! Better think of something funny..... crap!
I don't get it
Who else chose to stay with Citra at the end if Far Cry? She kills you, but you see her boobs so it's worth it.
I'm still wearing my dollar ring.
False. All men are poor these days.
Girlfriends must suck the life out of you. Wouldn't know though
MAD SWAAGG!! #stackzz
@KingSwagg, hey guess what... I hope you die!
@Itachi Uchiha, hell yeah #yolo
@KingSwagg, you won't last very long here
@That Free American, aight pimpenn
@KingSwagg, you're an attention seeker. Why are you on here?
@KingSwagg, burn in the fire pits of he**
Cant relete im 13
@TheKing69, can't* relate* I'm*
@TheKing69, You are most certainly under arrest.
@Griff, WE MEET AGAIN, GRIFF
@TheKing69, The app clearly states 18+, but judging by your username, you probably ignored that.
@Von Squish, well and the fact that he's said he's 13.
@The Grammar PoIice, I can second that.
@5 Finger Derp Punch, one of the homes of the Internet is not paying attention to the +18 warnings...
@TheKing69, yeah, that's why....
This is unrealistic. I don't have a girlfriend or money
Down votes, down votes everywhere
Lol can't relate. I'm a girl.
But I thought that's what happened when his brother faked his bed wetting
Well good thing I'm gay! :D
@The Grammar Police, Why not kill him?
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Hey look its Carl the bed wetter
I hate when my girlfriend leaves me and I turn black.
Is that Carl the bed wetter?!
My god, how long did he have his girlfriend?
$1300, that's gangsta.
Oh look honey a Holmes man lets take a picture of him!
Switch the texts and you have the girlfriends point of view
Comic sans. *shiver*
Hey when you're single and alone.. how often do you have clothes on? .. That's what I thought. Can't afford to do that when you're broke. (;
Yea, after I have a girlfriend I turn black too. It's weird.
Why is he black now?
Disregard females, acquire currency.
It's his fault for wetting the bed.
Or maybe his brother just poured pee on him in his sleep
Doesn't matter, (hopefully) had sex.
That must be Carl the bed wetter from that cave in Pittsburgh
So she gave him clothes
A woman is like a hurricane... At first they're warm wet and wild, but when they leave they leave with your money, house, and car.
But all your money would get wet if you brought it to the bath with you.
My hand is expensive...
...and then "I'm breaking up with you, you can't support me"
Extremely relatable :(