"My dealer's gonna fvcking kill me"
@SkizleDNizleS, Cocaine is a helluva drug
And that, my friends, is the instructions for how to put clown make-up on.
@passerby , Homer Simpson make-up shotgun
Visual description of “Congratulations! You played yourself!”
I thought this was one of those dissatisfaction gifs where she was never going to actually roll it.
I really wanted to say that's one way to cream pie yourself
When she is giving you a bj and you promised to tell when you’re done but you hesitate and get her entire face