In case your wondering the number of farts required to get a dog off you is 47
@BigJohnson86, why would you want either of those things
@accidental down vote, science requires sacrifice. Also he’s really fat
@BigJohnson86, who's fat?
Science, you or the dog?
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, I'm gonna go with D) all of the above
After taco night, he can fly like Iron Man
My first thought was “is this the space shuttle challenger?”