To answer your question, I imprisoned several little birds to use as power sources for my robotic minions.
@TheStarHawk, brilliant comment
@TheStarHawk, beat me to it
If your attacked by a goose grab it by the neck and yeet that bìtch
Just in case any of you get attacked by a bear you make yourself look big for black bears for brown bears you play dead
@DarkLordMrMeowmers, exactly what I was coming to say. Black Bears are pretty much just the Panda's of the western world, adventurous big babies, they don't like confrontation so they'll run at the sight of conflict. While Brown Bears are closer to southern Polar Bears, big, strong, and not afraid a few puny hikers that get in their way. They aren't going to come after you unprovoked, usually, but if they do they just want to remove you as a threat so playing dead checks that off for them.
But nothing short of death will stop mama bears from protecting their cubs, so if you ever see a bear cub, no matter the species, run as far and as fast as you can otherwise you will die.
@RonWillis, ew. I'm just gonna assume the upvote you got was from yourself.
Quality content *slow clap*
@TheStarHawk, that is exactly what happened lol
Remember that part in Robin Hood(Disney cartoon) where Hiss(the snake) somehow tied a balloon around his head and was floating around in it spying? How the hell was he able to blow and fill the balloon up from the inside???
If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses, you've got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinade.