But why.... why pineapples?
@YourMummy, Oh you sweet summer child...
eating pineapple a few hours before intercourse can affect the taste and smells of certain bodily functions for both men and women
@YourMummy, *shooting star* The More You Know
@Rikdek Millstone, Thank you! Signed, a sweet summer child
@Rikdek Millstone, *Skeeting Star
@YourMummy, makes that nut taste better....umm...I’ve heard.
@YourMummy, stay away from asparagus’s
@Rikdek Millstone, that's my favorite condescending phrase haha.
@Rikdek Millstone, it's better to taste better than grapes, indeed...
@Rikdek Millstone, i didnt get that either and i knew about its affects.
Just don't put it on pizza
@Sexy Homunculus, you don't like alfredo pizza?
@WelI Obviously, only when it's my alfredo
@Sexy Homunculus, This is America. I have my rights to do what I want, no matter how disgusting.
@Sexy Homunculus, it's delicious. Sucks to suck
No, I’m a spring baby.
The plural of asparagus is asparagi
@jarede73, Perhaps. But if it were the other kind of plural, it would be asparaguses. Apostrophes are rarely (properly) used to pluralize a word.
Can we now change it to, “Oh you sweet social child.”?
It makes *cough**cough* taste sweeter, so there won't be any spitting.
Do not eat asparagus! DON'T
Nuts! That’s why pineapple!