A dick a day keeps the headache away.
@Cannon Fodder, that was the greatest thing
@Cannon Fodder, hahahhahahhahaha
@Cannon Fodder, That would be the best slogan for this omfg.
Now "I have a headache" is no longer an excuse.
@Jayjiggz, yeah, couldn't you just imagine telling her, yeah I to something for that headache of yours!
@Jayjiggz, and btw, it's not like we don't want the d, sometimes the excuse is legit
@Jayjiggz, well it never really was, sex cures headaches. It releases endorphins in the brain that get rid of headaches
@Tehfcae7182, but only if she orgasms. Sorry guys.
Why would you have sex during menstruation? barf
@cornndog, people do it because the vaginal walls swell and become more sensitive. So both the male and female get more pleasure. Most do it in the shower. I am one to never do this though because to have blood on my D makes me want to throw up. Thank you.
@cornndog, a real knight has blood on his sword!
@cornndog, Blowjob.... How would the medicine be ingested other ways ?
@cornndog, have you ever had sex with a virgin? And as the next dude said, bone in the sower... Don't forget the pain killer condoms!
@CavemanGene, for a caveman you're pretty smart I didn't really think about that
@cornndog, well, most get headaches and pains a week before. So... There is still time.
@BabySealBashing, says the guy who kill baby seals with clubs
@CreativeUsername2112, This reminds me of my pirate days~!
@CreativeUsername2112 so like having ketchup on my cornndog? Makes sense
@cornndog, someone doesn't like ketchup. I guess you're more of a mustard person.
@BabySealBashing, wait...so your username isn't a sexual act?
@cornndog, doesnt matter had sex
I bought some Shmoks... Bitches love Shmoks
Sex actually helps with headaches...it releases endorphins which can relieve pain.
@Msbrendabella, also orgasms can help relieve menstrual cramps. Win!
I'm not sure why, but I feel like woman wouldn't go for this. It's genius if you ask me!
Actually, dopamine-the pleasure chemical- takes pain and replaces it with pleasure meaning that when you have sex it releases dopamine and takes pain away so girls, headaches are bad excuses to not have sex. You're welcome and thank you for your time.
Well it's about f*ckin time...
I can all ready feel the shame for when I run out of regular pain killers
Are.... Are these real?
we have found the secret
@That One Alaskan, I live in Alaska too, we're do you live
@ThatOneRussian, no, you live in Russia!
@The Funnypics Police, great catch there. I feel we all live in a Mich safer place now thanks to you and so many others who have sacrificed themselves for the good of the community.
What most people do not know is that when you orgasm a hormone that is equivalent to acetaminophen, found in tylenol, is released curing any pains.
Did you know that orgasms release endorphins that temporarily relieve pain, in all body areas? So, "I have a headache" is no excuse.
@The Grandma You Love, Orgasm being the key. They have to be real, not fake ;)
Overdose on condoms awww yea- no.
First! I dare you to downvote me, i want to get as low as possible
Sucks that nobody will bother looking at your comment when it's hidden.
@PuckmeisterPuck, I actually look because I become curious at what the idiot said
@mas8394, and my comment made it MORE appealing.
First! I dare you to downvote, i wanna get as low as possible
Herro prease. I own a dry creaning store in Detroit. You want breakfast? Ten dorra Cash No Tickee no Raundry. Ching chow
@Bill Burr, sorry... What?
@Cannon Fodder, he's quoting Rucka Rucka Ali's song.
Wait how could you heal yourse...oooohhhhh
Perfect sponsor for Painkiller Already!
Actually coitus releases powerful, painkilling, hormones in the woman so a headache is not a good reason to not have sex....
Actually, sex releases chemicals which act as powerful painkillers, so a headache is not a legitimate excuse.
I don't know why any girl would make an excuse to not have sex. That's crazy.
It looks like someone got murdered everytime...
Must be fake
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!
Perfect for tender rapists
Put that Shmok on your cock
F*ck the sh*t out of that headache!
Dip my dick in morphine and f*ck me
Wait, doesn't sex already release hormones that soothe pain? BAM! Scienced!
It gets straight to the source